America…F*ck Yeah!

The funny thing about this story is that while it contains info meant to be shocking and frightening about the possible effects of global warming, its use of a natural occurrence of global warming 55,000,000 years ago will make it very difficult (for all but the most dedicated of moonbats at least) to place the blame for this squarely at Bush’s feet.

I mean, since we all “just know” that global warming is caused by evil Republikkkans who fight wars for oil, this story practically begs the question: did Bush and his NeoCon cronies finally discover the legendary “Flux Capacitor?”

The operation to recover the Lost Ark of the Covenant in Iraq (you know, it’s necessary to establish the Bush theocracy) is really starting to bear fruit. Thank God that Bush didn’t know “to take back one kadam to honor the Hebrew God” until he finally spoke to Wolfowitz last week because we would’ve never found this sucker at “Site A” otherwise.

Digging in the wrong place indeed!

Oh, and “Jewish controlled media empire”…nice try with that smokescreen story of “Bush hits head on sink while trying to hang clock in Oval Office bathroom, has vision.” I knew that story was a little off, but if 9/11 has taught us anything, it is that you have to connect the dots.