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“Too Blind to See the Irony” Headline of the Day December 8, 2005, 4:51 pm

Posted by quintapalus in Foreign Affairs, Random, Crazy Shit.
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“Montreal – tens of thousands of people ignored frigid temperatures Saturday to lead a worldwide day of protest against global warming.”

-from the Canadian Press.

While we’re on the subject, this article really sums up all you need to know on the global warming situation coming out of the recent UN Climate Change Conference that kicked off over the weekend.

“Ten years ago we thought we had a lot of time, five years ago we thought we had a lot of time, but now science is telling us that we don’t have a lot of time. Global warming can mean colder, it can mean drier, it can mean wetter, that’s what we’re dealing with

There you have it folks, the ultimate bogey man. No matter what happens, you can blame it on global warming. Cold day? GLOBAL WARMING!!  Hot day?  GLOBAL WARMING!!  Dog run over by a trixie in her Jetta while talking on the cell and putting on makeup while drinking starbuck soy-latte?  GLOBAL WARMING!!

It’s pretty awesome to establish a scenario where no matter what happens, you were right all along!

WE DIDN’T LISTEN!!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW, if you have seen the South Park episode “Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow” stop reading this blog immediately and find a way to watch it. You’ll be glad you did.

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