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Awwwwwww SNAP!! Alito Bitch Slaps Chuckie Schumer. January 10, 2006, 6:52 pm

Posted by quintapalus in Democrat Stupidity, Supreme Court.

Taken from the excellent blog, Captain’s Quarters:

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I wish I had an automatic transcript device. Judge Alito just blew Chuck Schumer out of the water on abortion. After holding up his Robert Byrd TM mini-Constitution, Schumer demanded several times whether he still believes as he wrote in his 1985 memo that he doesn’t think abortion has Constitutional protection. Alito demurred each time, saying that he would have to weigh each case in light of its facts and its reliance on precedence. Like the bad lawyer he has proven himself to be, Schumer asked one question too many:

Q: Does the Constitution protect free speech?

A: Yes, Senator, the First Amendment protects free speech.

Q. Well, why can you give me a straight answer on that issue but not give me a straight answer on abortion?

A. Because the text of the Constitution explicitly includes the term “free speech”.

Case closed. It’s like watching the Washington Generals play the Harlem Globetrotters.

As the character Pepper Brooks (brilliant portrayed by Jason Bateman) so eloquently says to his co-host in the movie Dodgeball: “eFFing A, Cotton, eFFing A.”



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