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Well, That’s it…I’m Outtie! February 14, 2006, 3:10 pm

Posted by quintapalus in Military, Obituaries.
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Life 3.0 is about to begin for dear ol’ Quintapalus. What are you talking about, you ask? Well, I’ve up and joined the Army, and I leave for boot in a day. I’ll be journaling the experience on paper and will post the whole thing when I get back, but needless to say, you won’t hear any more incoherent ramblings from Quinto for a few months.

Maybe I just wanted to be the first kid on my block with a confirmed kill or maybe my psychological profile indicated a certain “moral flexibility,” but in any case (and all movie references aside), put me down for 5. Since I’m too old to find myself in a foxhole with a big gun, I’ll be taking my turn at Military Intelligence.

Wish me luck and I’ll talk to you soon.

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Mr. Miyagi – RIP November 25, 2005, 11:02 am

Posted by quintapalus in Obituaries.
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Sad news from “Karate Grand Masters who impart their knowledge and strength to undeserving blubbering vaginas” (which, incidently, was the original title of the movie “The Karate Kid” but was later dropped as they had problems fitting it all on the movie poster).

Who could possibly forget these words of advice and wisdom:

“Walk on road.

Walk right side, safe. Walk left side, safe.

Walk middle, sooner or later,

you get squished just like grape.

Here, karate same thing.

Either you karate do, yes, or karate do, no.

You karate do, “guess so,” just like grape.

Understand?”

And all those memories will be lost, like tears in rain…unless of course you have the DVD.

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